Yo-Yoing for You
Title: Yo-Yoing For You
Author: Tru
E-mail: N/A, send any feedback to
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Characters: Spike, Anya, Ensemble
Rating: G
Disclaimer: The author does not own Buffy, and she knows Joss does. So there.
Summary: Spike and Anya have a yo-yoing contest.
Author's notes; This story really has no plot; it is just about a yo-yo contest
between Spike and Anya.
Giles is sipping his tea, Buffy is training, Xander is reading a superman comic,
Spike is playing with his yo-yo, by himself, and Anya is showing off with her
yo-yo. Spike is perfectly content, minding his own business when....
Anya: I can make mine work better than yours.
(Startled, Spike looks up)
Spike: They work the same.
Anya: Nuh-uh....mine goes down farther.
Spike: Well.....I can do better tricks than you.
Anya: Oh yeah? Then let's have a race.
Spike: A race?
Anya: Yes.
Spike: You mean a contest?
Anya: That's what I said.
Spike: Whatever.
Anya: OK, look what I can...
Spike: Wait...we have to have prizes.
Anya: Prizes?
Spike: *sigh* Yes, prizes, the winner always gets a prize.
Anya: I knew that....Ok, if I win, you have to give me a life time of protection
from bunnies.
Spike: OK, if I win......I get.....you.
Anya: Me? You want me?
Spike: Yes.
Anya: Why?
Spike: Because you're pretty.
Anya: I'm pretty?
Spike: Yes! Is there a bloody echo in here? Now let's start the contest.
Anya: OK.
Spike: I can do...."Walk the Dog" (he makes the yo-yo roll across the floor)
Anya: I can do "Tick Tock"! (She makes her yo-yo swing back and forth between
her fingers)
Spike: Well I can do this! (He throws his yo-yo up and catches it
Anya: I can do "Around the World" (She swings the yo-yo around in a circle and
hits Giles in the head)
Giles: Ow!
Anya: Uh-Oh.
Giles: If you would be so kind, GET OUT!
Anya: Let's go before I get fired!
Spike: Now wait just a minute
Anya: No! Let's go!
Spike: Ok, .do you forfeit?
Anya: Yes whatever let's go!
Outside the" Magic Box"
Spike: Ok...your mine now let's go to my crypt and...
Anya: No. the contest isn't over!
Spike: It bloody well is, you forfeited!
Anya: I did no such thing!
Spike: *sigh* Go back a few sentences.
(Spike and readers wait while Anya goes back a few sentences)
Anya: You butthead!
Spike: Sticks and stones will break my bones but names will never hurt me. Any
way, your mine pet, now let's go!
Anya: Fine, but only under one condition!
Spike: What?
Anya: We stop for ice cream on the way.
Spike: It's a deal.
THE END
Another interesting fic from NQA's Tru!