Testing A Theory
Title: Testing A Theory
Author: Tru
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Characters: Ensemble
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: This author does not own Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and is making no
money for this.
Summary: Written by a new NQA author. Buffy learns a lesson.
Author's notes: Notice that Xander is in College classes, even though he never
went to college. Well in my story he is going to college.
The night before, Willow and Tara had gone to the bronze, and Buffy was supposed
to meet up with them, but, she never showed. Lately Tara and Willow had been
feeling left out, even though the Scoobies didn't know their secret. So at the
Bronze, they had a few drinks, then a few more, and ended up incredibly drunk.
And "somehow" they ended up in Tara's dorm room.
Tara: "Willow, wake up." (Willow mumbles and
snuggles closer to Tara. Tara smiles slightly.) "Come on Willow, we have class
in 20 minutes." ( Willow puts her arms around Tara)
Willow:" Can't we just skip class today?"
Tara: "You know we can't do that" (Willow looks up with large, round, innocent
eyes)
Willow: "Why not?"
Tara: "Because.....well....um...."(Seems to be at a loss for words)
Willow: "See? You can't think of a reason, so let's stay in bed today. Please?"
Tara: "Well, I guess.... But, just for one day."
Willow: "Yay! I love you Tara." (Blushes Slightly) "By the way, have you seen my
underwear?"
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Beginning credits.
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"In class"
Buffy: "Xander, have you seen Willow this morning?"
Xander: "No, maybe she overslept."
Buffy: "Xander she's my roommate, I would know if she overslept. Anyway I didn't
see her come in last night either."
Xander: (starts rambling)" Well maybe she met a guy. And then they had a snooze
together, and then what if he was a vampire, and he bit her... and what if she's
dead or..."
Buffy: "Hello, this is Willow we're talking about, We can check with her friend
Tara after school, maybe she stayed over there, like maybe they had a
sleepover..."
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"Tara's Dorm Room"
Willow and Tara are snuggling together, suddenly Willow positions herself so she
is laying on Tara. Willow and Tara make with the tongue fighting, when suddenly
there is a knock on the door. Startled, Willow rolls off of Tara and hides under
the covers. Meanwhile throws a shirt and sweatpants on, then opens the door to
find Xander and Buffy anxiously waiting
Tara: "C-c-can I help you?"
Buffy: "Have you seen Willow today?"
Tara: "Well... um...n-n-not today."
(Xander suddenly gets all Sherlock Homey)
Xander: "Then why are you wearing her T-shirt?"( Points to a light blue shirt
that has a kitty peeking out of a flower pot)
Buffy: "Xander, how do you..."
Tara: "I have to go..."(Tara try's to close the door)
Xander: "Wait" (Pushes open door a little) "I smell Willow's strawberry perfume"
Tara: "Well, that's because...umm...sh-sh-she lent it to me. (Buffy tugs on
Xander's arm)
Buffy:" Come on Xander, she said she hasn't seen her today."
(There is a noise in Tara's room)
Xander: "What was that?" ( He walks into Tara's room, he looks at the bed, the
covers are moving, he pulls back the covers to reveal a half naked Willow) Holy
sh..... (Willow squeals and pulls the covers up to her chin, she looks like
she's about to cry)
Buffy: "Willow, would you can to explain this?"
Tara: "We were just.."
Buffy: I SAID WILLOW! Willow, get out of bed, get dressed, and come with
me." (Willow starts to get out of bed, and then stops)
Willow: "Wait a minute, you have no right to tell me what to do! This is my
business! So you found out, I'm a lesbian! Now get the hell out of this room!
Buffy: Oh god Wil, (Buffy starts crying) I'm sorry...I'm so sorry. Xander, let's
go. (Xander, although in a complete state of shock, gets up and walks out the
door, Buffy follows)
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Buffy and Willow's Dorm Room
(Buffy is sitting on her bed cross-legged, in deep thought, when Willow walks
in)
Willow: Buffy?
(Buffy looks up)
Buffy: Huh?
Willow: I know I should have told you but..
Buffy: No, it's okay, you've kinda taught me a lesson.
Willow: Yeah?
Buffy: It's like, you only live so long, so why not be daring, and try new
things, and right now, I'm gonna go test that theory. (Buffy walks past a
confused Willow)
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Outside Spike's Crypt
(Buffy knocks on Spike's door, the door opens slowly and Spike is standing
there)
Spike: Slayer.. (In greeting)
(Buffy punches Spike in the face)
Spike: What the... (She kicks him in the
stomach, slamming him into the wall, he looks at her oddly, she draws back her
fist like she is going to punch him, but instead, puts her arms around his neck
and starts kissing him, then she throws him to the floor, he lands on his back,
Buffy straddles him, and then rips his shirt off and leans down, kissing him
once more. Suddenly she throws him on the bed, he hit's his head against the
wall, turning him into his vamp face, but Buffy climbs on him anyway,
passionately kissing him, in his full fledge vamp face. Then Buffy pulls back
and touches her finger to her lip, then looks at it, there is blood on her
finger, Spike sits up and licks the blood off her lip, slowly moving his tongue
into the back of her mouth. Spike puts his hands on the back of her neck, slowly
moving them down the back of her shirt. Then Buffy rolls off of him and lays
beside him, they look at each other.)
Spike: Well, what was that all about?
Buffy: I was testing a theory.
Spike:( Jokingly) What, was it, "Can a slayer ever fall in love with a vampire"?
Buffy: Something like that. (Spike is completely surprised)
Spike: Well, do you love me?
Buffy: Do you really want the answer to that question?
Spike: Well after all that I bloody well do.
(Buffy wraps her arms and legs around him, and kisses him for what seems like
forever, then she pulls back, makes herself decent and then walks back to her
college dorm where Willow is waiting, confused.)
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Buffy and Willow's College Dorm
Willow: So... you said you were going to test a theory, well, did it work?
(Buffy smiles slightly at the remembrance of Spike's lips on hers)
Buffy: Well, let's just say, I'll never forget it.
The End
This story was written by NQA's newest author; Tru. Give her nice comments and
maybe she'll write more!