Evil Villains
NOTE: I wrote this for vocabulary homework for Language Arts,
hence the shortness.
Title: Evil Villains
Author: Perry
E-mail:
icemulder@hotmail.com
Characters: Warren, Jonathan, Andrew, Warren's mom
Rating: G
Disclaimer:
I do not own Buffy, Joss and Mutant
Enemy Productions do.
Summary: Warren's mom is tired of the boys using her basement. Used for L.A.
homework.
Author's notes: This is short and sweet because it was used as Language Arts
vocabulary homework, hence the random big words.
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The first light of the day seeped into the evil villain's lair
through the frosted basement windows.
Distant noises of his mother opening the basement door and making
her way through the clutter of action figures, comic books and fire weapons
to her laundry machine, woke Warren up.
"MOM!" the boy stood up immediately, and ran through the dilapidated
basement to his mother, "What have I told you about coming in here unannounced?"
He knew his efforts to keep is mom out of his evil lair had proven
futile, as she was notorious to come downstairs and do her laundry even if
the evil villains were in the midst of creating an criminal scheme.
"Warren," his mom was always patiently pampering his dreams of
becoming feared by all, except today she needed to wash the family's clothes.
"Mom, please!" Warren looked to the back of the room, at his partner's
in crime, "Can we skip the grueling detail of yelling at each other, soon
becoming hoarse from the bellowing, and simply cut to the scene where you
leave?"
The was a yawn lined with timidity from the confines of the couch
as Jonathan awoke, rolling off of the couch and onto the ground.
"Warren, I have been as hospitable as I can to your little friends,
but I can't take it! You have been shirking your chores, and botching up
the ones you actually do perform! Your entire evil organization is just a
farce!"
Warren was greatly taken aback by his own mother's announcement.
He didn't know what to say, but his mom did.
"You and Andrew and, " she motioned to Jonathan, who was working
on dismantling an ice-ray, "that little parasite Jonathan need to leave MY
house right now."
Jonathan woke Andrew up, and the two skittered from the basement
faster than a couple of hungry mice would skitter towards a surplus of cheese.
Warren, the greatest super villain in the history of super villains
backed away from his mother, a morbid look on his face.
He picked up the remains of the ice-ray and the limited edition
Bobba Fett and left his diabolical lair, also known as his mother's basement.