Another Meeting
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Joss Whedon and the little grr argh Mutant Enemy dude does. He's cute.
Title: Another Meeting
Author: Perry
E-mail: icemulder@hotmail.com
Characters: Xander, Oz, Devon, and Larry
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I do not own Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Joss Whedon and the little grr-argh Mutant Enemy dude does. He's cute.
Summary: An online scenario for Xander and Oz to meet.
Author's notes: I really like doing stories with IMs and chat rooms as settings, cos then you can do wacky names, and it's alright if you misspell or don't use proper grammar, cos you can blame it on how the character is writing.
In need of something to write, and having just watched Halloween and What's My Line? parts one and two (ooh! my do I have time on my hands!) I've decided to write a seemingly pointless fic. It might turn into more, possibly more likely as not though. (Senseless much?)


Online Host: chocoking has just entered the chat.

ladiesluver: find another room choco, this one's full
lycanloop: be nice man
chocoking: hello to u too
mousecapades: chocoking, that a typo of choking?
chocoking: no
lycanloop: like chocolate king, only shortened, right?
chocoking: exactly
ladiesluver: whatever, so choco, asl
chocoking: ?
mousecapades: age sex location man!
ladiesluver: get with the porgram
ladiesluver: program*
lycanloop: lol
chocoking: 16/m/CA
lycanloop: where in CA?
mousecapades: like he'll tell u
chocoking: where r u
ladiesluver: hold up guys, i gotta pee
mousecapades: bye man
lycanloop: ya, bye
lycanloop: u first choco
chocoking: sunnydale. u know it?
mousecapades: holy shit
lycanloop: watch ur language man
lycanloop: but i agree, holy shit
mousecapades: lol
chocoking: why is this 'holy shit' material?
mousecapades: thats where we live
chocoking: we?
lycanloop: me, mouse and ladies
chocoking: u all no each other?
mousecapades: ya. wheres devon?
lycanloop: bathroom
mousecapades: how do u know?
lycanloop: scroll up, moron
chocoking: lol
mousecapades: o
chocoking: lol
lycanloop: u go to sunnydale high?
mousecapades: damn, he must really have to pee!
chocoking: yeah, i do
lycanloop: did u go today?
chocoking: yeah
mousecapades: devs been gone a while
lycanloop: would u say u know a lot of people there?
mousecapades: i mean, his toilets right in the next room, couple steps from the computer
chocoking: how do u mean?
lycanloop: if i describe someone, think you'll know her?
mousecapades: ITS LIKE THREE STEPS AWAY!
chocoking: maybe. who, and why?
mousecapades: WHAT IS HE DOING IN THERE???
lycanloop: theres this grl. got a huge crush on her. dont know who she is
chocoking: been there. whats she look like?
mousecapades: WHERE IS HE? I'M GONNA CALL HIM IN A MIN.!!!
lycanloop: YOU DO THAT! NOW SHUT UP!!!!
mousecapades: ...............
mousecapades: ...........
chocoking: y?
mousecapades: .................................
mousecapades: .................................
mousecapades: .................................
lycanloop: i pissed him off. ignore him
chocoking: I'll try, but it's hard
lycanloop: No, I mean click ignore
chocoking: OH!
chocoking: Wow, SO much better
lycanloop: ok, im gonna describe her
chocoking: k, shoot
lycanloop: red hair
lycanloop: stays away from most people. not popular, shy, i guess
chocoking: anything else?
lycanloop: hangs out in that kickass library a lot.
chocoking: kickass?
lycanloop: so cool, got all sorts of mystical books. can't go in
chocoking: scared?
lycanloop: banned from it. kinda caused some chaos as a freshmen
chocoking: who does this red head hang with?
lycanloop: kinda tall, black haired kid, and Buffy
chocoking: u know buffy?
lycanloop: who doesn't? cordy talks about her all the time
chocoking: good or bad
lycanloop: cordys always saying that buffy is a phsyco, tried to kill cordy or something. I think its bull. if she insults cordelia, i like her!
chocoking: LOL
chocoking: sounds like ur talking about my friend, willow rosenberg
lycanloop: really? awesome.
chocoking: yeah. WANT ME TO SEt up a meeting?
chocoking: damn caps lock
chocoking: or rather, DAMN CAps lock
lycanloop: lol
lycanloop: thatd be cool
chocoking: im xander, junior
lycanloop: oz, senior
chocoking: cool. say, i was wondering
lycanloop: yeah?
chocoking: ladiesluver, er, devon?
lycanloop: yeah, he's my friend devon
chocoking: how long does it take him to go to the bathroom?
lycanloop: LOL
THE END

Also, in case you are incredibly dense, lycanloop is Oz, chocoking is Xander, ladiesluver is Devon, and mousecapades is a funny name. And, I guess it can be whoever, but I like to think of it as a Pre-gay Larry

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